Strip club in the eighth arrondissement, Paris

Crazy Horse Paris is a cabaret in the eighth arrondissement of Paris. Forget the dim bar with a pole in the corner. This house builds a full evening around a troupe of dancers, with staged numbers that feel closer to a fashion shoot than a club night. It sells itself as audacious and glamorous, and the stage backs that up.

Expect a wide stage lit like a film set. Light falls in hard lines across bare skin, and the choreography turns every body into a moving shape. Some numbers are solo acts, one dancer holding the whole room. The current programme is Totally Crazy!, and a newer piece by Philippe Decouflé, Vertiges, runs alongside it. You can book the show alone or pair it with dinner, which makes a long, slow evening out of it. Gift vouchers exist too, handy if you want to bring someone along. Groups and companies get their own space.

Start with the gallery on this page to get a feel for the stage and the lighting. When you are ready, open WhatsApp or call straight from here, or go to the website to pick a seat. The radar shows how far you are from the door, so you can time your walk before the curtain goes up.